The Great Trump Symposium

 

The following is a collection of videos, memes, imageboard posts, and news headlines about Donald Trump, mainly the delicious amounts of butthurt coming from democrats.

Have an absolutely Trumptastic inauguration day!

The complete butthurt collection:

 

 

 

 

Of course that doesn’t show all the depression and rage, heck, at this point they’re doing the rage stage and depression stage at the same time, thus I’m gonna post some more salt.

Enjoy!

Starting off we have the vile cesspit of leftism known as r/negareddit. I already knew of the place before the election so I was preparing myself for their hilarious reactions, but I never thought it would be this tasty!

My reaction to this is a combination of gloating and laughter, but words can only mean so much, so instead I’m going to post this wonderful reaction image:

Now let’s take a peek at twitter and facebook and see the delicious salt that has been brewing there.

Starbucks SJWs call cops on customer for requesting "Trump" name on his coffee cup. pic.twitter.com/WlBoXgZEZF

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) November 18, 2016

(This one’s particularly funny because the person posting this is whiter than milk and I’m a dark, swarthy guy laughing at her)

Stop acting like whites are the only one supporting the movement. I’m a brown man and I bloody hate your subversive, decadent garbage!

And don’t think this is just some people exaggerating on the internet for likes or whatever. People are legitimately breaking down over this and it’s beautiful.

Just look at this picture for proof:

Or this one:

You can see the genuine sadness in their eyes, that look of pure agony and despair that they have lost. Truly beautiful isn’t it? Well have some more, for your viewing pleasure of course!

This just fills me with more joy and smugness, I think a smug pepe can truly capture the sheer happiness I feel: 

And you’d think that their workplaces or universities would still have them work like normal, sane human beings. But no, thanks to years of decadence and softening, the institutions they study at are actually giving them a break.If you didn’t already believe that western society is on the decline then you will surely believe me now. We’ve become a society of weak-willed crybaby pansies.

 

Absolutely pathetic isn’t it? You see, a society can be best judged by its institution of learning and while our universities still do great research, the fact that this along with “Safe Spaces” and “Social Justice Classes” are a thing shows that we’re decaying as a society. If institutions of learning become corrupted and weak-willed, what shall future generations do? What will society do? Education is something for the strong-willed intellectuals of tomorrow, men and women who are not concerned with trivial things and have a skin as this as an oak tree, not a bunch of crybabies.

Anyways I think you get the point.

Meanwhile in the Trump camp, our glorious victory was foretold months before its occurrence, through the holy repeating integers of the frog god Kek:

 

Holy Post number 77777777! Also notice the post ID: iAC8FQEK

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>KEK

If that’s not mystical, I don’t know what is. Praise KEK!

But even then, election night was intense and nail-biting. This montage truly depicts the mood quite well:

Finally, when the battle was fought and won, when the meter crept over the 276 line, the celebration finally took place. The movement has finally won  its first victory! The ruinous powers that be recoiled in horror for the first time in seemingly ages! All the comfortably decadent degenerates finally had their bubble shattered, their smug egotistical grins nowhere to be seen, seemingly stolen by the other side.

Of course my terribly written words cannot describe the mood, in fact I doubt anything can, but I feel as though these pepes portray it far better.

 

Oh and I don’t know where to put this but I felt like including this video in here somewhere.

 

Have an absolutely TRUMPTASTIC inauguration and keep slurping those liberal tears everybody! This is only the beginning! You see, the subversives have tried long and hard to kill tradition, order and civilization—and succeeded. But man is an ironic creature. It is ironic that this very victory has been proven to be so undesirable that young people from across the world are fleeing from it. But not to the old right, whom they resent, but to an even older right. A right that hasn’t shown its ancient and pockmarked face in over a century, a right whom the old left and old right have killed. This is the irony my friends, that this “victory” of the subversives is the overture to a storm. A storm that will wash away all the filth that has been building up for so long. A storm that will cleanse the Earth and bring humanity to the stars. And this time, there will be no one to stop us.

 

All I have left to say is

It’s good to be back!

My Ideal Form of Government

People sometimes ask me something along the lines of “What would you do if you’re president?” or “How would you run the nation”. Well my personal ideas on governance are pretty unconventional even among people with similar ideals to me, so I decided to make this post to explain everything.

My ideals can be described as “soft-libertarian” where I think that people should have a lot of the individual freedoms that libertarians often fight for, but less of the political freedoms. This is simply because of the self-destructive nature of politically-free libertarianism, or as I call it “The paradox of liberty”.

Essentially, the vast majority of people don’t really want the individual responsibilities that individual liberty entails, thus they will “vote it away”.  For example, if you legalize all drugs, there would probably be some addicts who lobby government to make it criminal again because they got addicted. Not only that, but the masses often don’t see the long term consequences of their actions and lead a country into the path of destruction. A good example of this is rent control. Pretty much every economist on the left and right universally agrees that rent control is a terrible idea, but the average person doesn’t know that. So they constantly vote the government in for more and more rent control even though it ends up only hurting everyone in the long run.

Don’t believe me? Well have some sources then:

http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2015/08/economist-explains-19

http://www.businessinsider.com/does-rent-control-work-no-it-actually-increases-rent-prices-for-most-people-2015-9

http://www.econlib.org/library/Enc/RentControl.html

http://www.nmhc.org/News/The-High-Cost-of-Rent-Control/

This is why I’m extremely suspicious of giving too much voting power to the average pleb. There should be some controls to ensure the people who are voting are smart enough to understand the consequences of their actions.

This brings me to the first set of laws I would write, which are about voting.

1. Everyone who is voting has to pay more in taxes than they get benefits from the government with the exception of disabled people and veterans.
2. They have to pass a basic literacy and math test. To make sure this isn’t discriminatory or biased, all states/provinces/principalities/whatever the name of a subsection of federal government is in a country  have to agree on one standardized, universal test that also has to be agreed upon by a board of educators in the federal government.
3. They also have to pass a test on basic economics, government legislation, and current issues. This time, the test has to be agreed upon by the economists and political analysts of all 50 states and the federal government and has to be updated every year to keep it up to date.
4. Everyone who has a salary greater than or equal to 100k a year, people who own land, people who own a business, and people whose net worth (including solid assets) is greater than 80k all get two votes. This is to ensure there is a strong balance of power against the plebeian masses and so that the country always has a slight pro-business leaning. Veterans also get 2 votes because they fought for the country so they deserve to have a better say in government. Also because veterans might get angry that they don’t have 2 votes despite losing a limb for the country, and the last thing you need is a displeased army (plus more than likely veterans would lobby for it anyways).
5. A none of the above option for all polls so if the none of the above option gets the majority of votes the primaries will be done again.
6. Independents should be allowed to vote in party primaries
7. Felons get to vote if they spend 5 years without committing a crime.

The next few points here are around the structure of government and lobbyists.

1. Congressmen can only serve a maximum of 3 terms.
2. There will be a complete ban on foreign lobbyists to ensure the nation’s interests always come first on the legislation table.
3. A ban on former government officials lobbying the government to stop encumbered politicians from continuing to have power over government.
4. A ban on corporations lobbying for a legislation to stop corporate interests from taking over government.
5. All declarations of war have to be approved by a board of the nation’s top generals to ensure that we don’t get into any tactically unfeasible wars.
6.  The government can only take on 1/4 its GDP in foreign debt (i.e if a country’s GDP is 20 trillion, it can only take on 5 trillion dollars in foreign debt)
7. Districts will be calculated mathematically to avoid gerrymandering
8. Alternative vote

Otherwise it would basically be identical to how the US government works currently.

Also due to this being just one point, I’m not gonna dedicate an entire section to this but immigration should be on a point-based system like Canada.

Finally, the bill of rights in my country would be identical to the one here in America, but with a few changes.

1. Hate speech is protected under the 1st amendment
2. There will be a clause in the 2nd amendment that ensures that there can be no government legislation dictated what firearms the citizens can buy (however private companies can refuse customers if they want)
3. There will be a new amendment added called “Freedom of Association” that will let private businesses pick whatever customers they want and discriminate if they wish to. That being said government cannot discriminate as its meant to be an institution for all citizens.
4. There will be a new amendment added called “Right to Bodily Autonomy” that would effectively legalize abortion, drugs, gambling, dueling (as long as both parties agree) and gladiatorial death sports (as long as the parties agree)
5. There would be a clause added to the 4th amendment that says digital data not publicly available (i.e facebook posts), metadata and communications logs cannot be seized without a warrant and corporations can’t sell data for money.

These are pretty much all the changes I want with the basic underlying structure of government and the bill of rights.

Here’s how my administration would run the government:

1.  It would generally support the free market and let private businesses do as they please
2. It would remove state borderlines for health insurance, thus dropping the prices a lot.
3. It would deregulate a lot of industries in general
4. It would abolish the minimum wage but give unions more power so workers aren’t completely screwed.
5. I would remain as neutral as possible in foreign policy.
6. I would completely gut welfare with the exception of disabled people and veterans.
7. I would lower taxes but get rid of a lot of the loopholes people use to avoid paying them
8. I’d decrease gov spending
9. I’d give subsidies to corporations to explore and colonize space.
10. I’d support offshore drilling of oil
11. I’d support fracking

Memetic Warfare: A primer

Before we get started, I strongly recommend a quick read of this to catch up with what I’m saying, otherwise what I’ll say will just sound like gibberish.

Done? Good, let’s move on.

So, is there a deity behind the digits? Is there a spirit haunting the code? No.                           However, it is one of the greatest applications of memetic warfare ever devised. What’s memetic warfare you may ask? Well that’s what this post is about.

To understand the concept of memetic warfare, we must first understand what a meme is in the first place. A meme, in the most basic sense of the word is an element of a culture, a system of behavior(s), or an idea that is spread from one individual to another extremely rapidly, especially in an extremely basic manner. Notice how I never mentioned anything about the internet, this is intentional. While the internet is definitely an extremely potent medium through which memes are spread, and really what lets memetic warfare pack its punch (I’ll go into this later), memes don’t necessarily have to exist within the confines of the internet. In fact, as you have seen, memes can directly manifest in the real world. Indeed, memes by my definition have existed since the beginning of time. All mainstream religions, philosophy, and frameworks of thought ever conceived in their most basic forms are memes.

Next, we must find an accurate framework in which memes spread. While there have been many theories on this, the most easy to understand and in my opinion the most accurate is the thought virus model. This model essentially views the spread of ideas in the same way as the spread of germs, where the idea (in this case meme) is a germ that spreads from a host brain to another via telling/sharing/etc, causing it to multiply,spread and mutate through a population. This video explains it far better than I could. As the video said, “thought germs” spreads faster due to the internet. This is why we never saw any form of memetic warfare as widespread, powerful and democratic as we’re seeing now. In those days, it was a lot harder to communicate on a large scale, a lot harder to have one’s voice be heard. Because of this the vast majority of memetic warfare was done by the government through propaganda or corporations through advertising because they were the only entities large and well connected enough to pull it off. The only way for the people to truly engage in it being a popular revolt, uprising or movement and mostly staying contained in a nation. However, thanks to the internet, everyone with a connection has the ability to spread memes, to influence and subvert in ways governments could only dream of. This lack of physical limits and unpredictable nature is what makes memetic warfare a true force to be reckoned with. Its direction and narrative can be shifted, but it cannot be completely subverted no matter how much one side tries.

So if memetic warfare is so powerful, why isn’t the government using it? Well it already is. Most of the media is controlled by the government, allowing them to control the narrative with relative ease. However in recent years, especially with Donald Trump, they have been facing resistance with the counter-memetic warfare of /pol/. Because of this, the government actually has set up an organization to demoralize and oppose Trump supporters and post pro-Clinton messages called Correct the Record, or CTR for short.

They have been paid a total of 1 million dollars to “fight back on social media”. In fact, in one wikileaks email, they said, “Reformed Clinton antagonist David Brock’s team of ‘nerd virgins’ seeks to destroy the anti-Hillary memes he once unleashed.” (source: https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/141)

This shows that memetic warfare is so powerful that the establishment is actually trying to harness it to stay in power. Meaning that memes have officially become a powerful new tool of a master propagandist.

So in conclusion, war will now be fought in a new front: memes.